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America, God's chosen country, is a cursed land that he despises. We're here to laugh about it!

To the untrained eye, we look like the news. Gotcha! We're actually using satire, a technique invented by Greg Gutfeld. Satire's when you take your hatred, and type it out. Liberals don't get it.

Some NPCs call it hate speech. Gotcha again! We call that getting "stung by the bee." NPCs like Snopes and The SPLC get stung by the bee a lot. They just can't help it.

One day, a cleansing ray of fire will sweep the apostates from this land. Until then, let's stick it to some pronouns!

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Dennard Dayle
"Local prankster," per NBC. Wrote “Everything Abridged,” out now through The Overlook Press. Generates mirth on and public property. Seen in New Yorker, Clarkesworld, police reports. Resembles suspect.